@LostFelicia: I made the cutest little Easter baskets with leaves and fronds. My neighbor is still wondering who sawed off the top of his palm tree.
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@iAmDelFreaky: Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk.
@Smooheed: All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'
@MaiPareshaan: This one time I swallowed a gum and my mom told me that "it stays in your system forever," so I swallowed a table to stick it under it.
@KKAlThani: Next time someone catches you talking to yourself, make it worthwhile by laughing, yelling "Good one!" and high-fiving the air.