@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf
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@jergarl: [7am] *drinks 19 cups of coffee for work *can't stay awake [9pm] *takes a sip of coffee [2am] I should vacuum the dog
@FrenulumBreve: [homocide scene] DETECTIVE:"my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost." COP:"sir?, we covered the body with a sheet."
@tsm560: Me: I'm a carnivore. Vegan friend: I know. Me: I'm a carnivore. VF: You just said... Me: I'm a carnivore. VF: Ok! I get it! Me: I eat meat.