@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf
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@juliussharpe: How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?
@Donna_McCoy: Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again.
@flashember: GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks? SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok
@Reverend_Scott: Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc? "Not with the proper treatment." *gives foot $56M 7-year contract*