@jimmy_sharpe: I made you a cake. I also ate it for you.
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@BeingDBEAST: Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!
@AlexTHoffman: Little known fact: Scotland is just an elaborate hoax with Mike Myers playing all of its citizens.
@PinkCamoTO: *pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Girl from my high school posted on Facebook that she got a "constellation prize" at a church carnival yesterday. She skipped school a lot.