@jimmy_sharpe: I made you a cake. I also ate it for you.
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@michaelianblack: "Man of Steel" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty.
@Parentpains: I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked.
@moooooog35: I'm coaching my son's soccer team because it's important that he knows I'll swear at other kids, too.