@SRbeta: I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.
This one just told me i was adopted :(
@thenoahkinsey: When you don't even acknowledge I held a door open for you, I want to pull you back inside by your neck, and say "now let's try this again."
@Book_Krazy: A fun way to make someone self conscious, is to put a nose hair trimmer in their grocery cart while maintaing full eye contact with them.
@3BlindMike: The cat puked all over the bath mat so I just tossed it into the trash can. Then I put the bath mat in the washer.
@weinerdog4life: Terrorist Threat Level: Porcupine
@Tmoney68: Having no clue about human anatomy is my Achilles Elbow.