@SRbeta: I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.
This one just told me i was adopted :(
@bridger_w: Occasionally I like to stroll into a bank, pull a gun, shout "Everybody be cool!" and then hand out sunglasses and leather jackets.
@CopBroughtPizza: I USED VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO TODAY AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING!
@shatty48: Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I'm still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down.
@WheelTod: Cinderella & Clark Kent would be a fun couple. Any time she took off her shoe or he took off his glasses, it'd be: "Who the hell are you?!"
@TheBoydP: Wife: What do you think our song is?
Me: I'd have to say "Happy Birthday". It's the song we've sung together the most.