@bourgeoisalien: I make all my clothing choices based on what I would look like if I'm unexpectedly asked to bounce on a trampoline at some point in the day.
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@krisv_723: A haunted house, but instead of masked creatures it's filled with everyone's mother-in-laws.
@JanieBoBanie3: I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh.
@littlekitnerboy: If there's one thing that Twitter has taught me its that all the weird kids in school eventually find each other.