@LindseyEllison2: "I make everything sad, but I'll class your shit up." - Violins
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@space0tter: Date *pulls out clipboard* "Name?" "Uh.. Beth." "Ok.. Check. Kids?" "No" "Check. Club Penguin username?" "What's that?" *drops clipboard*
@TheBoydP: I try not to be loud in the office restroom stall unless my boss is in the restroom, because then I want to prove I'm not just goofing off.
@KhrisWarhol: McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware.
@HansGrubertron: TERMINATOR: I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle ME: *gliding past on heelys* Do you need anything from me?