@LindseyEllison2: "I make everything sad, but I'll class your shit up." - Violins
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@sacca: Anyone who says "Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other," is just running out of battery and needs a charge.
@gwatts77: Judging by how all of these ladies tweet about cucumbers I'm pretty sure size does matter because I never see them tweeting about carrots :(
@Sassafrantz: [date] Me: Are you a serial killer? You have to tell me if you are. Him: That's a cop. Me: Changing the subject, just like a serial killer