@LindseyEllison2: "I make everything sad, but I'll class your shit up." - Violins
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@dundlewood: I didn't think there'd be a sequel for "To Kill A Mockingbird." I just assumed that they all lived Harper Lee ever after
@JustDontBugMe: Me: I was arrested for drunk driving. Mom: *faints* Me: Kidding! I failed my history test. Mom: Whew. Ok. *2 mins later* Mom:Failed a test??
@ryaninco: God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib