@LindseyEllison2: "I make everything sad, but I'll class your shit up." - Violins
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@darkmatter_wimp: I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry.
@TheMichaelRock: What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?
@ScorpionDong: The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes