@kevinrowe1: I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
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@Gooooats: Me on the Phone: I'm going to "work" from home today. My Boss: I heard those air quotes.
@INDlAN_: If you don’t sleep now, you’ll sleep during the exam. If you sleep now, you’ll fail in the exam. Life is a mess.
@JessObsess: [drunk text] God I miss you so much. Why can't we go back to how things were? OBAMA: How did you get this number?