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@platinum2000: I make out with a squirrel at a party one time, and now everyone is scared of me?

That's just ridiculous, he was dead for at least 2 hours.

I make out with a squirrel at a party one time, and now everyone is scared of me?

That’s just ridiculous, he was dead for at least 2 hours.

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