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@Young_Fraser: "I maul out of love" - Bear Supply
@ThaJawn: *buys soap on a rope
Cashier: Paper or plastic?
Me: Neither.. I'll wear it out thanks
@theshantilly: Don't worry, men. Women can't tell women to calm down either.
@tarashoe: whatcha thinkin bout
@Kauaibride: diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
@iamspacegirl: First date with a hummingbird:
You're moving too fast.