@Young_Fraser: "I maul out of love" - Bear Supply
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@AnOrangeSNES: I hired a nanny to watch my kids. Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft.
@maebemarbles: *Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note* "Please keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne." *Santa grows very pale*
@Dawn_M_: *rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?