@discountzen: I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police.
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@Brampersandon_: ME (drunkenly picking a fight with a cake): get out my face you jerk CAKE: hey pal you wanna piece of me?!? ME: ok wow now I'm conflicted
@JennyJohnsonHi5: If your conservative parents piss you off over the holidays, come out to them. You don't even have to be gay, it's just a fun thing to do.
@heatherlou_: My house is clean so please don't eat or drink or come by or let my child come home.