@discountzen: I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police.
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@MommaUnfiltered: It's so cold today, I just grabbed the first 2 kids that got off the bus. They look like nice kids, the redhead seems a little feisty.
@Mike_Bianchi: The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.
@TheRolo: And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... Barista: Sir your Caffè Mocha is ready. Me: Oh ok nevermind.
@mattingebretson: I hate when a grocery clerk judges you for what you put on the checkout belt. I found that dead cat behind YOUR store & now I want to buy it