@NotJPo: I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me
@Book_Krazy: Pro-tip Ladies, try to refrain from plucking that one crazy hair from his nose while he's sleeping. He won't think it's as funny as you do.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Just hired a dirtying lady. About to watch her and my cleaning lady fight it out.
@NaaN_Conformist: I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday.
@marcusbuster: can you read it!!??
@NikiWithIssues: You have a smile that could light up a whole psych ward. <3