@NotJPo: I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me
@ibid78: When life hands you lemons make sure those lemons aren't evidence in a murder that life's trying to frame you for.
@DiscoFruit: but was it fire...?
@coalslag: *Looks left*
*Gets run over by chicken*
@MooseAllain: Always the barmaid, never the bar.
@daemonic3: To Doo List:
2. Yabba Dabba