@theshantilly: I may be nodding and smiling, but I'm secretly diagnosing you.
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@thatdutchperson: Cashier: what's with all the pineapple juice? Me: *winks* -Spends the night making delicious umbrella drinks with my cat.
@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.
@ElleOhHell: HORSE WEARING EARBUDS: *walks into bar* BARTENDER: Why the long fa-- HORSE: CAN I GET AN APPLETINI?