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@SeiYoung83: I may be small, but so is a grenade.
@Donna_McCoy: Common sense: Walk away.
@notbedelia: If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats.
@andylassner: I said "no" to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance.
In 2016 I plan on saying "maybe" more and then changing it to "no".
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Waking up in 2016: [immediately makes coffee]
Waking up in 2017: [immediately checks to see if WW3 has started]
@sixfootcandy: I just found my first full length gray hair. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the senior center playing bingo.