@caliluvgirl77: What do we want? SOME GOOD DECISIONS! When do we want them? BEFORE LAST NIGHT!

@Izianikapani: Whoever said you can't hurry love, never had kids knocking on the bedroom door.

@XOperfectmessXO: *eats banana seductively Banana: I have a boyfriend

@MaraWilson: The girl who once told me "If I'm not married by the time I'm 30, kill me" got married recently at 29 and WHEW is that a load off my mind

@SaulKewl: Riley can be a little girl's name, it's not always a dog's name. If someone says Riley's been sick don't bring up euthanasia right away.