@orange_rhymer: *armadillo comes rolling back in the ball return*
"Wait.. if you're here, then..."
*cut to wife sobbing at bowling ball* "UNCURL, FREDRICK!"
@Home_Halfway: *Claps along at an opera*
@ChrisCamarra: Don't flatter yourself, any type of milkshake brings me to the yard.
@vodkachrome: My next relationship will be with someone who thinks "Wine" is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what's for dinner.
@T_N_Crumpets: Judge: how do you plead?
Me: [looks at lawyer]
Lawyer: [mouths "not guilty"]
Me: hot milky
L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up
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