@BadMikeyBad: I may be weird, but everyone needs a buddy who will show up at 2 a.m. and help get the dead zebra out of the septic tank without judging you
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@ibid78: Don't even talk to me unless you're an actual cup of coffee. In which case I'd listen to your story as I slowly sip the life from you.
@ojedge: Wife: "Are you ok? You look exhausted." Me: "I saw one of those silica gel packs that says 'Do Not Eat' 4 days ago & I'm starving to death"