@JessObsess: I may make a lot of typos when I text, but in my defense, I do have to look at the road sometimes.
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@FilthyRichmond: Always crush and snort your first pill on the pharmacy counter to make sure they're not passing you some fake shit.
@brennadine: Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change.
@thisislizz: The D word that everyone's been feeling at work is depression. I guessed the wrong word, apparently. Aaaaand there's HR calling me. Brb.