@JessObsess: I may make a lot of typos when I text, but in my defense, I do have to look at the road sometimes.
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@KoKeniSasquatch: Thanks to this face I've been forced to work on my personality and wit for decades.
@_iamalik: The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News.