@Matt_The_1st: I may not be able to out run the zombies when they come, but this cheeseburger is going to make me taste great
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@mactx85: I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch.
@anjadrisch: I can't remember where I parked my car an hour ago but I can recall how stupid I was at 20. Please God erase that memory & bring back my car