@vexroid: I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this.
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@weinerdog4life: When there were a lot footprints in the sand, that was a bunch of jesus's chasing you
@seandunn76: "What about this? What about this? And this?"--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer.
@DumbConfessions: *flips coin* "Head or tail?" Her: That's not how this works!
@anerdonfire2: It's perfectly acceptable to hate someone who brags about how much sleep they get
@sadmonsters: When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over.
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