@vexroid: I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this.
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@Parentpains: Whenever I'm on twitter I always turn my phone upside down to try and collect spare change from your pockets.
@DaddyJew: When you catch someone picking their nose it's important that you maintain eye contact so they know you know.
@goldengateblond: OBAMA: I want to close Gitmo GOP: no OBAMA: But you haven't even— GOP: no OBAMA: ... GOP: no OBAMA: I'm resigning GOP: no OBAMA: haha gotcha
@JessG828: Kid just asked "why is it called 'flipping the bird'? Why not turtle? Flipping the Turtle." I can't even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!