@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.
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@katy_fit: Remember kids, don't light your own fireworks. Have the adults who have been drinking all damn day do it.
@MarfSalvador: me: [sneaking out of a funeral] this is DEAD boring lol mourner: [whispering] hey where's the priest going