@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.
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@AngryRaccoon2: I bought a CD today. Now I'm waiting for my carriage to take me home, because I have laundry to do at the river and butter to churn.
@SCbchbum: Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself “dolled up,” remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls.
@3sunzzz: Guy: [strolling along] Well, at least I have my heal- *piano falls on his head* Me: [leaning out my apartment window] Oh no! My piano!
@WilliamAder: Can't wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.