@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.
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@carlyken: So far my toddler's most impressive defense mechanism is pooping his pants every time anyone rings our doorbell.
@dafloydsta: [job interview] "Tell me one of your long term goals" Sleeping "No, I meant-" *leans in way too close* My answer isn't going to change
@jonesination: "The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.