@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.
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@dorkwing_duck: [PRESS CONFERENCE] Me: I'm going on the record. Yes, I'd go back in time to kill a baby Reporter: you mean Baby Hitler? Me: sure, whoever
@slaughthie: Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots.