@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.
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@TwiCarlyGleeber: Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one
@JoParkerBear: It's like my Grandma always says, "I died three years ago. This is starting to get weird."
@Sarcasticsapien: On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election.
@markydoodoo: Birthdays were invented by big wax corporations to sell more candles with numbers on them.