@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.
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@HeidiCF8: I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face.
@GoodnightSanity: My toddler begged to go swimming and then threw a tantrum because she didn't want to get wet in case you were on the fence about having kids
@WhaJoTalkinBout: I'm not saying four kids is too many, I'm just saying it would be kind of cool if I could melt them all down to form one kid, that's all.
@RdrJay47: [Calls number written on my windshield with lipstick] Hi, you left your number on my car. Who's going to clean this?