@Kori_Okie: I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend?
@GrantTanaka: son: I don't think he likes me wife: your dad just has a hard time showing affection me: [holding bag of doritos] GOD I LOVE DORITOS
@DionneMcNutt: There's 3 ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it.