@Kori_Okie: I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes.
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@LunchJournals: "I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."
@TwinSurvivalist: After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them.
@WAPratt: CLEVELAND: We want a championship. DEVIL: ok, but you'll have to host the Republicans. CLE: ...Fine. DEVIL: Trump's the guy. CLE: We want 2.
@MamaHuntsBest: IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue.