@Kori_Okie: I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes.
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@TheToddWilliams: Cop: First name please... "Frida" Cop: Last name... "Gomam" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice
@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?
@hero_ofthenight: So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.
@KayRants: I'll apologize for last night right after you tell me which parts you still remember.