@BrettDruck: I may seem confident on the outside but deep down on the inside I remember every time I've accidentally leaned on a light switch.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@dreamthievin: People who bend down to pick up a thread instead of running over it with the vacuum 37 times, what's it like to exercise?
@TheDailySchmuck: Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: "Wow. I helped them make quota."