@Darlainky: I mean, I had to pay a gym membership so technically they’re not really free weights.
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@sofarrsogud: [Watching Star Trek with my date] ME: *leans in* It's called Star Trek but the stars don't actually go anywhere.
@robfee: Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages w all the neighbors that Kevin was abandoned & alone? Thanks Obama.