@TheBigBatman: I mean I married my wife for her looks, but not the dirty ones she's been giving me lately.
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@StellaRtwot: We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes.
@thatUPSdude: I'm not saying all my friends are Pot Heads But we did have a 2 hour discussion on how Sponge Bob Grills underwater
@DamienFahey: The Rainforest Cafe isn't realistic enough for me. Part of the restaurant should burn down by the time you finish your meal.