@TheBigBatman: I mean I married my wife for her looks, but not the dirty ones she's been giving me lately.
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@SamGrittner: *job interview* "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Mirrors, puddles of water. Basically anything with a reflective surface."
@stewnami: They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent.