@nPhelendriqal: I mean, I'm smart, but I'm no Alfred Einstein.
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@KeetPotato: *swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*
@nbadag: [movie theater] TRAILER ANNOUNCER: how far will one man go.....to protect what he loves ME: [turning to person behind me] pretty far i bet
@HatfieldAnne: Sitting on the porch late one night. A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do.