@nPhelendriqal: I mean, I'm smart, but I'm no Alfred Einstein.
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@internetluke: Me (to a baby): Hush little baby don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird Mom: like hell I'll buy that kid anything..
@huntigula: [Jesus at Last Supper] *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there
@MissAnneBlondie: Coffee so strong, you finish the "to do" list, that you haven't even written yet.