@SkinnieTalls: I mean, really though, who hasn't seen a UFO at this point?
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@dulcetry: This Walmart is advertising $9.99 iPads to anyone who throws their baby into a snakepit.
@Cheeseboy22: BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento.
@buckweiser13: Being nice to people who don't deserve it is exhausting, but the feeling at the end of the day, when you're not in jail for murder, is nice.