@SkinnieTalls: I mean, really though, who hasn't seen a UFO at this point?
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@SonOfCha: When I see a dog tied up outside a store I immediately assume it's been there for years & set it free.
@BobTheSuit: Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm riding a Big Wheel on the freeway? Officer: A STOLEN BIG WHEEL
@VodkaThursday: What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing. I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that.