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@SkinnieTalls: I mean, really though, who hasn't seen a UFO at this point?
@GreenishDuck: This is your brain.
*holds up a brain*
And this is your brain on drugs.
*holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*
@RandiLawson: Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said "This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"
@cigarin: In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - "Yes Dear."
@TheSharona06: Saying "unwanted houseguests" is redundant. I just call them houseguests.
@tarashoe: if i were a cab driver, i'd scream "ROAD TRIP" every time i got a passenger