@LionJenkins: I measure my kids' ages in terms of percent complete out of eighteen years. My kids are 22% and 38%.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Book_Krazy: 9: Mom, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes? Me: Because they're ballet dancers 9: Why didn't they just get taller girls?
@ImKevinito: I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt.
@LoveNLunchmeat: You'd be surprised how much of parenting is reminding your children not to eat soup with their hands.