@Ellequence: I might be OCD, but I'm not falling for that check engine bullshit. It's there.
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@sixthformpoet: 1. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait
@RdrJay47: Me: I'd like to adopt that baby. Clerk: Sir, that's a family sized platter of Super Nachos.
@LolaLuvsLollies: I'm sorry I said "sorry about your eyebrows" when you showed me your wedding photos
@thenoahkinsey: I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason.