@Ellequence: I might be OCD, but I'm not falling for that check engine bullshit. It's there.
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@BuckyIsotope: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife.
@Spaziotwat: Deodorant? I've never needed to buy any. People just give it me. Complete strangers sometimes
@squirrel74wkgn: I was waiting for my wife to try on clothes & spoke to this woman for almost 20 minutes until I looked up & noticed her head was missing.