@balleronabidet: I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer.
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@SarahR_82: I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he'd know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars.
@sassy__cat6: My 10yo said when they're mean to people they miss recess. A lot of you need to miss recess.
@simoncholland: You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. "Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left" "Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."