@LoveNLunchmeat: I miss being a kid and playing cowboys and Indians. Now whenever I chase people around with a tomahawk I get arrested.
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@TylerComeOn: Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.
@Mr_Kapowski: You know you're good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did
@MrSandeepP: This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics.
@Rollinintheseat: Tiptoeing would be much more fun if your toes made that tinkling sound like they do in cartoons.