@TimB5150: I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!
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@fro_vo: Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America
@Tommytoughstuff: ME: Do you believe in ghosts? WIFE: Yes. ME: A ghost just spent $600 on a new home surround sound system.
@AnOrangeSNES: Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label WARNING: CONTAINS MERCURY "No thanks, I'll eat something else."