@TimB5150: I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!
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@ThisOneSayz: I gotta say, I've never been in an Uber with red and blue lights! Also, I don't remember calling for one...
@KalvinMacleod: ME: how can I make u proud? MOM: reach for the stars NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: the closest star is 93 million miles away. You’ll never get there.
@TwoSapphiresBlu: That awkward laugh when they've said something innocuous, but you're thinking something incredibly dirty.