@TimB5150: I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!
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@TheSharona06: Today seems like a good day to wash my hair and take 10 selfies wearing 10 different shirts so I can pretend I look human on a regular basis
@TheDairylandDon: They say drugs will hurt your long term memory but I kind of take pride in needing to Google the proper spelling of "Bieber" every damn time
@causticbob: Why do sanitary towel adverts always feature a liquid which is blue? Are aliens their primary customers?
@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.