@tigersgoroooar: I miss when the most stressful thing about my day was Gargamel.
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@warne888: When you're at someone's house? Normal people: "What a lovely house!" Me: "What's your wifi password?"
@DurtMcHurtt: [funeral] Her: why is my dead grandfather wearing a diamond ring? *sliding it off his finger* Me: *gets down on one knee* because babe...
@mstluvstrinkets: Her: I'm running a little late. M: how many more seconds er I mean yeah sure take your time. Me, trying to play it cool with the babysitter