@icrushedmyhalo: I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
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@brennadine: [High Stakes Poker] Dealer: Are you in or are you out? Schrödinger's Cat: [For the 20th time] BOTH [Player flips table]
@neiltyson: Okay with female deers & drops of golden sun. But always felt that "La" deserved a better identity than "a note to follow So”
@AnkCoupleTO: Me: You're gorgeous Her: OMG that is so sweet, c'mere *I walk right past her & start french kissing her collection of scented candles*
@VintageBabe1212: Decided to stop partying at friends houses who have toddlers... Those childproof bathroom doorknobs are absolutely hell to open while drunk.