@marinhubka: I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot.
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@Samiam556: Apparently the safe word has changed to... NOT THERE IDIOT!!! Followed by a swift elbow to the eye....
@Book_Krazy: Satan: What's that? God: Babies. I made them the sweetest creatures in the universe. Satan: I see. *invents screaming* God: lol good one!
@BestestNerdDad: When dating, I only have 3 dates to get a woman hooked on me because thats how many nice shirts i have.
@andreeahluscu: All I'm saying is that if M&M's poured out of a person after you stabbed them, I'd probably lose my moral compass very quickly.