@marinhubka: I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot.
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@samalmightysam: The movie ''Finding Nemo'' would've lasted only 5 minutes if his mother would've looked for him.
@LaBelleMae: Here in Canada, we leave everything unlocked so that burglars don't risk getting glass in their hand when they punch through our windows.
@Try2StopME: Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
@hippieswordfish: robber 1: *puts ski mask on head* you grab the money while i kiss all the bankers robber 2: huh? robber 1: uh i meant kill *hides lipstick*