@Parker_Simpson: I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory
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@dumbbeezie: Way down on the bottom of the twitter user licensing agreement in tiny font it says "Say goodbye to your family"
@batkaren: "You're auditioning for Scrooge," the casting agent says. "No family, no one loves you—" Batman starts clutching at the script, tearing up.