@Parker_Simpson: I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory
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@Tommytoughstuff: "Come on man! I'm sure your superpower is cool! Show me! "Ok" *stares at two glasses of soda* the diet is on the right." "Wow um..neat..."
@BrianIncognito: My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
@ObviouslyJustMe: Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory." Peter came fifth and won a toaster.