@ElKnuckelhombre: I must be looking extra good today because this dude with a backpack on the side of the road was giving me the big thumbs up. Thanks man!
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@beefman138: People who scream on roller-coasters : Did you not expect it to go fast down the hill?
@lecalabara: I was holding the door for an Asian guy and he said "sank you." So I punched him. Cant believe that he brought up Pearl Harbor lke that
@BrassBallsCJ: How DARE you go the speed limit in a situation like this... ~Me, to anyone with the audacity to be in front of me when I'm running late.
@rcromwell4: Apparently I was involved in a class action lawsuit against AT&T. Anyway, I just got a check for $1.33 if anyone wants to party.