@Muath_tu: I named my house "shape", now I'm always in shape.
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@Lazer_Cat_: *spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*
@alexjmann: You should marry the first person who can understand what you're saying while you brush your teeth.
@thetits: FRIEND: OMG I'm so glad to get away from my kids for a bit ME: haha yeah I don't think I'll ever have kids FRIEND: no it's the best