@Muath_tu: I named my house "shape", now I'm always in shape.
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@iamspacegirl: Geppetto: I wish you were a real boy Pinocchio *begins to sing & dance around* Geppetto: yay! [3 hrs later] Geppetto: This was a mistake
@SequelsWeWant: Twister 2: Climate change makes tornadoes evolve. They work together. We can't beat them. We team up instead The twisters destroy ISIS.
@dumbbeezie: After 8 years of research and an obscene amount of funding, we have determined that bat shit is no crazier than any other shit