@zakagan: I named my two kids Madness and Sparta, and boy do I love introducing them to people
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@_SingleBabyMama: So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!
@NervousJr: The same woman who said "I'm your mom not your friend" has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests.
@urmumsausername: Dear America Would you please take the 's' off the word 'legos' and put it back on the word 'math' where it belongs. Many thanks England
@AbbyHasIssues: If you bump into someone at the grocery store and say goodbye, there's a 99 percent chance you'll see them in every single aisle after that.