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@carlyken: I need a career involving less interaction and more pizza.
I've narrowed it down to:
Pizza Farmer
Pizza Hunter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

I need a career involving less interaction and more pizza.
I’ve narrowed it down to:
Pizza Farmer
Pizza Hunter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

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