@Just_Lee_: I need a draft folder for my mouth.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@jackiembouvier: I can tell Spring is almost here because I'm on the verge of wanting to kill myself but I'd also like to plant some bulbs.
@hurlarious: Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?
@Reverend_Scott: ME: Can you stop the car here? I wanna pet the dogs at that animal shelter. ARRESTING OFFICER: No.