@Just_Lee_: I need a draft folder for my mouth.
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@ConanOBrien: You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancée by the way he hasn’t murdered her.
@bourgeoisalien: No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandmother
@behindyourback: "conference" comes from the Latin "con" meaning "together with" and "ference" meaning "the worst people on earth"