@dreamthievin: I need a guy who's cute charming smells good smells really good like cinnamon and sugar and flaky crust and actually I just need some pie
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@snow_van: Shania Twain marrying her best friend's ex husband after her husband and best friend had an affair is some count of monte cristo level shit
@Dawn_M_: I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind.
@DannyZuker: My son's soccer coach just said, "You can't spell "triumph" without 'try,'" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever.