@pakalupapito: i need a hug(e amount of cash money)
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@weinerdog4life: The date was going great until she spooked me and then I squirted her with ink and quickly swam away
@JediGigi: [beside lady with baby] Her: Smells like someone went poop poop! Does the baby need a change? Me: *blushing* Yes ma'am.
@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
@DarzieDAMN: It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them.