@markhoppus: I need a keyboard shortcut for "sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."
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@majoleaguetweet: Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!
@david8hughes: [board meeting] "So Mr Parachute do you have a name for your invention?" "I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'." "No."
@Dawn_M_: Just once I'd like the guy hired to kill me to complete the job and not fall in love with me.