@markhoppus: I need a keyboard shortcut for "sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."
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@superdadatron: Lies I'll never stop telling: 1. I'd never put you in a home, mom. 2. It's 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus.
@NotARatsAss: I'm one smooth operator until I have to get onto an escalator. Then it's more like a baby giraffe finding its legs.
@MichaelTrying: Experts are suggesting you wait until 8th grade to buy your kid a cell phone but I didn't even have kids back then.