@daisysunshine90: I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort.
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@causticbob: Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist that experimented with cadavers. His name was Frank
@brennadine: Cinderella taught me that everything will work out just fine so long as you have unconscionably small feet.
@robfee: Worst things the parents do in Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza
@ScottyDsntKnow3: My wife thinks I'm too impulsive. How the hell would she know? We only met last week!