@daisysunshine90: I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort.
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@JessicaVarsity: Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me.
@deedles420: Jesus dies and comes back three days later: he's the Messiah. But I do it and suddenly I'm "patient zero" and it's all "oh god just kill it!" and "aim for it's head!!"
@TheDreamGhoul: [inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
@MrAdamBez: If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.