@koalaslament: I need a new job. One where I'm always running out the door with my arms flailing and holding a jar screaming "I GOTTA GET THIS TO THE LAB!"
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@Beerhaze: Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo.
@Kyle_Lippert: MTV giving awards for music is the same as Fox News giving an award for unbiased journalism.
@vikkaroni: My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?