@abbycohenwl: I need an aggressive dog-barking sound on my phone, for whenever anyone knocks on the bathroom door when I'm in there
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@TinyNietzsche: Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? "Not to be confused with each other."
@AnOrangeSNES: If you're out of wallpaper, you can always resort to using a few rolls of duct tape for that nice silver look.
@Sickayduh: DAD: You know, no one in this city is allowed to be buried in that cemetery ME: Wtf why not? DAD: Because *locking eyes* they're still alive
@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.