@eliserose5: I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes.
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@SamuelHLowe: If you're ever on death row, request Denny's for your last meal so you can live an extra year waiting on your order.
@dxblarssonENG: "No Karen I don't want to see pics of your ugly kids & stupid cats" or as I usually say: "Awww how cute"
@moose_chocolate: If by "fetching" you mean "looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog" then yes I look fetching.
@david8hughes: [giving grandmother's eulogy] But on the plus side, that's the fastest she ever got down the stairs.