@BlackManMoney: I need to get baked ...goods for the staff party this afternoon.
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@LHGarrett: PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, "Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet." [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]
@TheBeerGuy73: A N U S B U T T M U F F ~ My reply when the optometrist asks me to read the lower lines, regardless of what I see
@theshamingofjay: I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours
@howe007: Women’s magazines: Page 5: accept yourself for who you are Page 8: how to lose 10lbs in 1 week Page 12: best cake recipe