@BlackManMoney: I need to get baked ...goods for the staff party this afternoon.
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@OrangeFact: Sometimes I'll order things online & pay for handling but not shipping. I don't want the product; I just want them to move it around a bit.
@FoxyWinePocket: Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole. Me (whispers): I know...
@MyPornKhan: When folks unfollow me shortly after they've followed me I just figure they sobered up.