@BlackManMoney: I need to get baked ...goods for the staff party this afternoon.
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@HatfieldAnne: A smart car easily passes my Jeep on a hill. “Hey, that's not right” yells a jogger, who also easily passes my Jeep on a hill.
@Mom_Overboard: At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!
@caliluvgirl77: "I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords
@Brampersandon_: OCTOPUS: *places tentacle on Bible* JUDGE: Do u swear to tell the truth? O: Yes BAILIFF: *spends like 8 minutes trying to get Bible unstuck*