@BlackManMoney: I need to get baked ...goods for the staff party this afternoon.
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@sad_jake: Me: OK bedtime Mind: Hey let's think about stuff Me: No, sleep Mind: OK here are some horrible memories you want to forget Me: FUUUUUUUCK
@maurex23: [drug test] WEED: what did you get for #15? HEROIN: the teacher said not to share answers. COCAINE: done LSD: this paper tastes like crab
@torrami: Nine months from now we'll have an adorable, pooping reminder of The Night the Internet Wasn't Working.