@hazelmotes1: I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.
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@sween: When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
@myles_morrison: Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered.