@hazelmotes1: I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.
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@DannyZuker: Everyone else could have their eyes shut, runny noses and food in their teeth but if I look thin, it's a GREAT group photo.
@FrenulumBreve: *Britney Spears releases a new fragrance* *the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*
@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.