@hazelmotes1: I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.
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@stephenjmolloy: Boss: "Do you know why I've called you into my office?" Into My Office: "Because that's my name?" Boss: "Yes, that's right."
@ajvaage: Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out.
@dhumann: If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.