@JermHimselfish: I need to hire someone to follow me around and abruptly drag a needle across a record every time that I enter a room.
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@Petote: Get in the van! me?...*winks* OK, It will be unpleasant, but worth it- hey! Where are you going?! *jogs after van*
@usermcuserface: Remember when you were a kid and the teacher said you can be anything you want to be? Luckily I chose lower middle class and overweight.