@JermHimselfish: I need to hire someone to follow me around and abruptly drag a needle across a record every time that I enter a room.
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@waydybee: Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!
@karatechopmonk: I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it
@brunopieroni: I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.