@jake_lach: I need to lay off the caffeine. My neighbor keeps complaining that I'm tackling her much more than usual
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@dshack8: Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down.
@ItsFunnyLife: Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean.
@SlappNuttz: My children have acquired a keen sense for knowing exactly when I'm about to forget them at a store.