@DearAuntAbby: I need to pick up a random hunky guy in a bar, bring him home, have him invite a friend, and THEN mention that I need furniture rearranged
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@superdadatron: Hope you don't mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
@theB6Chronicles: WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever.
@AshFrieds: There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil
@RobDenBleyker: I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said "Never forget what I'm about to tell you" then some story about corn.